- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Knock Knock No solicitors

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

womens rights

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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