- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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