- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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