- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

osama bin laden is dead

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What's 9+10 Ebola

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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