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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

boys

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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