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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Where's my tractor?

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Chicken

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

CFL

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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