The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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