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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Asian women drivers...

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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