How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

Buzi vagy!

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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