Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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