- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

What's circular and round A circle

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

I love pissing people off :P

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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