whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Once, I went to Peru.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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Golf.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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