- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

Barack Obama.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

Obama

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

who's a slut... you're mom

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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