- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Good job, son.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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