Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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what's up? my penis.

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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