- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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