How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

drugs.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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