- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What's two plus two? Window

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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