- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

do you have a wife?

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

autistic kids rock

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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