- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

what has genitial warts? me

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Lets Go Lakers!

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

Your gay

69.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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