- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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