- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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