How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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