Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Jebron Lames.

My parents died!

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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