Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

What's green and blue? yellow

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

What's long and black The unemployment line

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