A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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Badabing.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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