- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks