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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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