whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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A paralysed man falls over.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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How would you rule?

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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