- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

In soviet Russia...things are different

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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