- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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