- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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