Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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The WNBA

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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Women's rights

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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