- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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