Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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