Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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alert('The Game')

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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The queen having a shit

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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