- Anti Joke

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.