your so fat. your fat!

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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women's rights

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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