- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

nothing

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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