knock knock whos there your mother open the door

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

What would Muhammed do?

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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