why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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im gay

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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