- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Phew... it's gone.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

Neither did she.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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