How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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