Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Why did the dog die? He was old

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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