A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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SBB

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123 f*ck off

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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I'm gay.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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