- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

cats are pussies

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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