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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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