What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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