- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

PENIS that is all

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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