- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

Girls Lacrosse.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Women's Rights

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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