One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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