- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Whats funnier than 24.....25

The Colts this year.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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