Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

i wonder who made this website? a human

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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