- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Horse.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

all the kids had fun

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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