Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

chirs

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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