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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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