why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Connor is homosexuaI

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Ben Corbishley

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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