- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Women's rights

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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