- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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