Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

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A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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