- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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