- Anti Joke

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

I once did something.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

you will like this because i am black.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.