Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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