Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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