- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This sentence is a lie.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Rebecca Black

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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