- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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