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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

Waseem is a hard worker.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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