- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

say it ten times fast: oh

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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