why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Women's Rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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