- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Granny porn!

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

I have read the terms and conditions

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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