roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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gingers

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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