- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

A woman wears a dress.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

hey hey apple

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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