How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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