- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Why? Why not?

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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