Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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aodhan hearty

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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