- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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