- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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