- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

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What do you call your mom? Mom

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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