- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

WNBA

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Pickle

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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