- Anti Joke

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

9/11 my birthday

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Morning wood.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

A fish swims up your penis...