- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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