- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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