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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

What do you do at a club? You club.

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

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