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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Stop Iran! We need the money.

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