- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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