- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??