How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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