Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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