when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Justin beiber..

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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