- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What do you call a black man? A person

my wife out of the kitchen

I hate Jews The Holocaust

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Roses are red, yup.

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