- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

a black man walks out of popeyes

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

G:nock nock B:come in!

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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