This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Did you know? . You already know!

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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