What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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Sixty... eight

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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