- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

my wife out of the kitchen

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

Everybody will die

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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