Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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girls basketball

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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