What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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I enjoy Popcorn

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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Cancer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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