Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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