- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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