People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

If you come to Anti-Joke.com to look at the Newest jokes please leave a comment. Thank you!

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...