- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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