How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

What is brown and sticky? A stick

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