- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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