- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Wenis Penis

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Pickles

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Michael Brown

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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