- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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