what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

THe Election

Knock knock Come in

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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