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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

A man goes to the potty.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

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