knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

A American seeking into mexico

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Julian Ha.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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