- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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