Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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