What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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