- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

A Serbian Film

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??