- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

So a seal walks into a club.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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