- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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