- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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