- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

roses are red violets are blue they really are

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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