What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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that wall over there ->

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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my wife out of the kitchen

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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