- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

hi

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??