- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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