- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

I have read the terms and conditions

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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