- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Anthony sucks

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Your mom.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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