- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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