I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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