If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

thumb_up thumb_down -23

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

thumb_up thumb_down -23

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

thumb_up thumb_down -23

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

thumb_up thumb_down -25

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

thumb_up thumb_down -25

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

thumb_up thumb_down -25

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops