- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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