- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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