- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

the power to turn magnetism into light

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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