An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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