Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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HEY!

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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