- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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