Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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