- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

the WNBA.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

there was once a jew

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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