- Anti Joke

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

The cream, it is coming

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Nero, sure you are okay?

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

quantum physics?