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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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