- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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