What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

what is red white and blue? the french flag

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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