- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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