What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

If you were a pie I'd eat you

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

What's the new green? Green

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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