Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Jewwy Jewstein

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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