Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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poop.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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