- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

I hate Jews The Holocaust

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

It says so on your cap.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

12 niqqa 12.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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