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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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