- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

A muslim paints Mohammed

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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